Do you read bumper stickers? If I am a passenger I do. Some are hilarious. I drove by a row of parked cars and saw several animal related car magnets. Some of my favorites are:
Obedience School Drop Out
Spay and Neuter
I love my Granddogs (or grandcats)
Back Seat Barker
You fetch it!
Who rescued who?
A pet is the only relative you get to choose.